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The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me .00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 0.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. "Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?
" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. " And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent." A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. " shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me .00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. " The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a .00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?
" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer .00, and goes back to sleep.